"A sprinting ninja with no taste whatsoever in music." - Argy

"You look creepy when you glare into the soul of the viewer in the cameran" - Crizzly

"zergling i see you are being an insufferable prick as usual" - LovelyJane

"Found "Wisknort", can't remember who he is but I remember him
You probably don't know 'em" - Vintage Seinfeld DVD

"pervling_man. It fits nicely. webcomic_man is a better summary" - i-58

"a man with a temper with that of a women. a hermit who cares about mundane & worldly matters. a non flexible philosopher. unique indeed" - LanLingWang

"how lazy you are?
lazyman halolua its lazyman" - Madao

"i'm asking for english you australio-weeb" - Sayori's Bodyguard

"Whiskers looks like the embodiment of a discord admin" - Yuko Yoshida

"i think whiskers has lost it lol" - Quackerkats

"Who is zerg ? A guy who had a PA signature where he told a plant loli he wish he could show her more than her game" - Danna

"I'm serious. I find you to be a very dull and unnecessary person.
I don't want you to see my content. You're a parasite and unremarkable in every way." - PonyPanda

"Asexual Programming Trap-Loving Hipster friend" - The Thicc Earth Society

"you make your own life worse on purpose and complain to others when they aren't in as much pain as you. genuinely seek mental help, im not insulting or joking" - WHY REMIX

"are you retarded man? im not asking this to be mean or anything, but genuinely, are you retarded?" - Matthew_j_Foley

"If someone asked me on how to describe Australians in one word I will give Zerglingman as the answer. Or might be better to just put 'Birds fucker'." - Kerokeronim

"a self contradictory mentally ill mentally deficient socially ostracized literal pedophile" - micropenis

"I had zergling blocked at first because I remember him from a few years ago just being very obviously mentally ill (in the not funny way), and he's displaying that right now once again by caring about some random person blocking him." - teto

"you're kind of obnoxious, and for little reason too." - fufuy_642

"you have done this mutliple times but you are the worst poster on fedi by far" - eris