Preferred

• Pleroma/fediverse: @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith (My own instance) 🖥 📱
• XMPP: Zergling@rakka.au (New home, may not federate due to self-signed cert) 🖥 📱
• XMPP: Zergling@harpy.faith (Other new home, more public. Actually uses LE cert now.) 🖥 📱

Suitable

• Email: zergling@rakka.au (Can't actually reply from this address yet, need to set PTR) 🖥 📱
• Email: zerglingman@fedora.email (Mailing lists and bots go here) 🖥 📱
• Web: My comment box (TODO) 🖥
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.libera.chat 🖥
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.rizon.net 🖥
• Pleroma/fediverse: @Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com (Actually been down a year or so, hopefully back soon™ (technically my account now resides at fsebugoutzone.org but I can't be bothered logging in on that side)) 🖥 📱
• Matrix: @zergling:conduit.harpy.faith (matrix sux) 🖥
• XMPP: zergling_man@xmpp.jp (Russian crypto scam bots nothx) 🖥 📱

Discouraged

• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.chat.twitch.tv (Yes, IRC) 🖥
• Disqus: Wisknort 🖥
• Gitlab: zergling-man
• Patreon: Curtis Smith (I don't actually create anything)
• Github: zergling-man (Will probably delete later)
• Bandcamp: zergling_man
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.irchighway.net 🖥
• Pleroma/fediverse: @Zergling_man@buildthatwallandmakeamericagreatagain.trumpislovetrumpis.life (Pending/backup for now.)
• Email: zergling.man42@gmail.com 🖥
• Email: Zergling_man@hotmail.com 🖥

Ignored

• Steam: zerglingman (volvo fucked third-party clients so fuck 'em)
• IRC: Wisknort@irc.mibbit.net 🖥
• Mangadex: Zergling_man (One day I'll start monitoring this)
• Favorite Words: Wisknort
• Peertube/fediverse: @zergling_man@peertube.linuxrocks.online
• Kickstarter: Zergling_man
• Twitter: @Zergling_man (Exists solely for bitching at mygov and spamming fedi invites. May not exist anymore.)
• IRC: Wisknort@irc.gamesurge.net
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.quakenet.org
• Hangouts: zergling.man42@gmail.com
• Neopets: naknak210 (Somehow not dead yet)
• XDA: Zergling_man
• Ello: @zergling_man
• Skype: zergling_man@hotmail.com
• Diaspora: zergling_man@new.botegirl.parts (This still needs an API...)
• Battlenet 1.0: Wisknort@useast.battle.net (probably dead)
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.ruina.exposed 🖥

Discontinued

• Pleroma/fediverse: @Zergling_man@birds.garden (Owner was Russian, might be dead) 🖥 📱
• Email: zergling@rakka.tk (Domain pulled)
• XMPP: Zergling_man@rakka.tk (Domain pulled)
• Mastodon/fediverse: @Zergling_man@mastodon.linuxbox.ninja (Might be dead) 🖥
• Email: zergling@email.go.brr.rakka.tk (Domain pulled) 🖥 📱
• Discord: Zergling_man#9849 (They wanted to cuck my number from me.)
• IRC: Zergling_man@irc.freenode.net (Hostile network lol)
• Facebook Messenger: zerglingman (Lol they wanted to cuck my ID)
• Phone: 04 7892 6251 (This sim might still work but pretty sure the number is gone either way. Don't even bother trying to contact me by fone.)
• Phone: 04 7320 1329
• Facebook: zerglingman (Lol they wanted to cuck my ID)
• Linkedin: Curtis Smith (I only had to post nigger ~100 times before they finally banned me)
• Mastodon/fediverse: @Zergling_man@openweb.social (Instance died)
• Xfire: Zerglingman (Rip btw)
• Mastodon/fediverse: @Zergling_man@social.quodverum.com (Banned, no reason given. Quods is weird.)
• Tox: e1ff7b086b591c3bdc7cf74ffc46c38a023721c8386e46cf63ed3d7998020c6240d786bfa8a8 (Might resurrect)
• Pleroma/fediverse: @Zerglingman@explosion.party (Seems instance went down, sad.)
• Matrix: @zergling_man:magaya.org (RIP) 🖥
• Diaspora: zergling_man@pod.rakka.tk (Domain pulled)
• Matrix: @zergling.man:perthchat.org (Don't use matrix.org) 🖥 📱

NSFW

• Mastodon/fediverse: @Zergling_man@pawoo.net (Anime lewds) 🖥 📱
• Exhentai: Zerguch (Don't search it if you don't know it)
• Matrix: @Zergling_man:cutefunny.art 🖥 📱
• Gelbooru: zergling_man (Site not for kids)